Here’s a curly one!

[Stuntcock]

A bottle of coke is full of gas, but the second it gets it your tummy the gas suddenly rises up and makes you do sweet burps

Now how does the gas know to stay mixed in the drink when it’s in the bottle and then suddenly rise up when it’s in you?

How come, eh?

[the gimp]

i think everything just has a natural reflex to rise up when its in you!

oh yeah! who didnt see that cumming a billion light years away!