This is serious!

[Batista]

I have a serious problem. Ever since meeting Gimpy I’ve felt like less of a man by comparison.

It’s such an overwhelming feeling of inadequacy that I even had to resort to faking an injury to avoid having to get in the ring because I knew I’d lose my title straight away.

Even though the current champ Ray is about a third my size I still don’t feel man enough to take him.

[Dr Von Schtinkinberg]

Yes this is indeed a grave problem. In terms of size, you fighting Ray is the equivalent of me picking on a 2 year old.

I suggest you face your inadequacy head on and challenge Gimpy to a cage match and tear the crap outta him.

Problem solved!

$6 million dollars, thanks