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Post by Stuntcock on Nov 16, 2005 12:51:08 GMT 11
A “friend of mine” has a problem. Every morning he wakes up with a load of crusty skin flaking off his thingy?
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Post by Dr Von Schtinkinberg on Nov 16, 2005 16:36:02 GMT 11
Dear Stunt,
Tell “your friend” it’s not flaky skin, it’s dried up cum. I’d advise him to stop watching tapes of Country Calendar right before going to bed.
That’ll be $150 thanks.
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Meatwad
Ward 10 Cohort
32%
Do what now?
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Post by Meatwad on Nov 17, 2005 6:13:26 GMT 11
a friend of mine whos not much of a friend keeps saying hes gonna bury an axe in me! “wot should I do” doc
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Post by Dr Von Schtinkinberg on Nov 17, 2005 12:26:14 GMT 11
Dear Meat
Shake is just playing with you (hopefully in a plutonic way…) and isn’t really going to hurt you.
You should also learn when to use “double quotes”.
That’ll be $200 thanks.
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Meatwad
Ward 10 Cohort
32%
Do what now?
Posts: 33
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Post by Meatwad on Nov 18, 2005 6:20:05 GMT 11
“thanks doc”
i cant pay “you” cos Boxy Brown says he needs all my money “to” keep his womens happy.
and you learn not “to” mess “with” Boxy!
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Master Shake
Ward 10 crony
61%
Who would spawn you? And why?
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Post by Master Shake on Nov 19, 2005 11:30:04 GMT 11
Oh I’ll bury that axe in you alright Meatwad!
Hey I’m just kidding! Let me make it up to you....
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Post by Otis Doggy Dogg on Nov 19, 2005 12:31:25 GMT 11
Hello doctor, I'm the Otis and I have a very serious problem
I'm always so, so hungry
And I keep asking for the one thing I want more than anything in the world and I don't get it. All I want, just once is to eat a 'amburger!
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Post by Dr Von Schtinkinberg on Nov 20, 2005 12:24:46 GMT 11
Dear Otis
It seems to me that you don't really need a hamburger. Perhaps your obsession with food is a symptom of something much deeper. Perhaps the neighbourhood cats taunt you and you use food as an escape…
That'll be 3 dog biscuits thanks
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Meatwad
Ward 10 Cohort
32%
Do what now?
Posts: 33
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Post by Meatwad on Nov 20, 2005 14:49:11 GMT 11
Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken!
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Post by Stuntcock on Nov 20, 2005 21:30:19 GMT 11
Thanks doc, worked a treat.
I have another problem, I can never remember the names of our damn songs, any suggestions?
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Post by Dr Von Schtinkinberg on Nov 21, 2005 8:24:05 GMT 11
Dear Stunt
All you need to do is associate a mental picture to a riff.
For example, you guys have a song entitled “Time on my Hands”. Just hum the riff in your head every time you knock one off. Then you’ll easily associate the riff with the act and that will give you the title. Easy.
I’m sure you can think of plenty of instances to hum the riff to “Access Denied”, HA!
$370 thanks
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Post by Otis Doggy Dogg on Nov 22, 2005 7:17:18 GMT 11
That'll be 3 dog biscuits thanks 3 biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you high? Nothing is worth 3 biscuits! Well, except maybe a delicious 'amburger And I eat cos I’m so hungry, end of story. You’re not very good at this are you…
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