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Post by the gimp on Jan 19, 2004 20:39:19 GMT 11
top 10 reasons the gimp had a wicked BDO!
#1 Metallica!
#2 nobody cared when i cut to the front of the beer/food/piss queues all day long!
#3 the chicks were digging the gimp!
#4 i didnt get a sun burnt face!
#5 some strange chick grabbed my crotch!
#6 my torso tan is more interesting than yours!
#7 strange chicks rubbing sun tan lotion on me, at least i think it was sun tan lotion? i did get quite burnt…
#8 even though it was hella crowded I sailed through the crowds ‘Mosses parting the red sea’ styles!
#9 next year wont be anywhere near as crowded judging by the looks of horror on the parents of all the really young hot chicks i saw!
#10 the chick who played with my nipple and then not only didnt run away when i did it back to her but said she was getting really excited!
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Post by the gimp on Jan 20, 2004 22:24:11 GMT 11
# 11 i get to write off my ticket as a tax deductible expense!
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