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Post by the gimp on Sept 16, 2003 23:55:19 GMT 11
i have decided to write a book. it will be a cross between an auto biography, self help guide, science fantasy and really good porn! please be aware that any conversations you have had with me in the past or future will be considered permission to use your name &/or experiences in the book. i will not be changing names to protect the guilty either. i am sure you all wait with baited breath for the first chapter which i "tested" in my head last night in bed. the test audience scored it very highly indeed  |
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Post by UnkleBazlord on Sept 17, 2003 12:39:42 GMT 11
COOL!!! So I'll have a starring role! Can I be the nymphomaniac sidekick that gets to bone all the expendable chicks???
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Post by the gimp on Sept 17, 2003 21:44:41 GMT 11
i think uncleBazlord & daizy chainsaw are wicked porn character names!! ;D
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Post by the gimp on Sept 17, 2003 21:54:31 GMT 11
i also "audience tested" chapter 2 last night & it also scored very well. i think i need a dicktafone....
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Post by Willow on Sept 17, 2003 23:27:43 GMT 11
How about a pen and paper?!!!  heh he hey antyeater luv the site DARLING!!!!(waves hands) so whats next, oh oh ohhhh I have video of the exchange gig all I need now is a better video card (bloody anologe camera)for the pc so I can download the stuff with the music as well so we can have video clips n stuff, that will be the shizneee!!!. |
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Post by Matt on Sept 18, 2003 7:19:43 GMT 11
If that book ever gets released the world will become a scarier place to live.
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Post by UnkleBazlord on Sept 18, 2003 17:01:05 GMT 11
Maybe we should do Salman Rushdie on the Gimps ass and kill him now before he releases the tome of horror?
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Post by UnkleBazlord on Sept 18, 2003 17:03:41 GMT 11
Or maybe we could weld his zipper shut.
NO, not that zipper! Okay, well that zipper too...
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Post by the gimp on Sept 19, 2003 0:17:39 GMT 11
well, i've just finished typing the first chapter (that's right none of this pen & ink shit for me! go the cyber gimp!) woteva..... ok i havent finished the chapter, i just wrote the really dirty bit. as that's the bit everyone skips to anyway the rest of the chapter is really unimportant i have also decided that the book will be told from the lead female character’s point of view. basically I’m just writing down my all time dirty fantasies!! i have to say that writing these kind of novels is hard (no pun intended, well ok maybe a little...) but i had to keep stopping for um, short breaks.... & i now fully understand the term writers cramp  i dont think i've got enough in me to write an entire book! but i'll give it a damn good thrashing, ah i mean try.... |
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Post by Holstarr on Sept 23, 2003 21:54:27 GMT 11
uhm... lemme just clear my throat... where is your story going to take place... eg... on stage with a microphone... and guitar pick....?
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Post by the gimp on Sept 24, 2003 0:54:03 GMT 11
i can guess why you need to clear your throat........ dirty girl......... hmmmmmm............ inspiration............
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Post by the gimp on Oct 1, 2003 0:56:04 GMT 11
OK the masses have spoken! well at least 2 people are keen and that's more than enough for me! when i get back from my well deserved holiday i will post some for you lucky readers. minors may wish to leave the room......
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Post by gfunk on Nov 13, 2003 0:59:07 GMT 11
I think you should include a chapter in a whore house... come on, you do so know what they're all about!! I give you permission to use me (in a literary sense) - I am the svelte opulent Madame at a slick bordello called "Gina's whore Haus" specialising in ... its all good now its legal.....  |
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Post by the gimp on Nov 13, 2003 22:10:28 GMT 11
sweet nuts!
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Post by ShakeyJake on Nov 27, 2003 1:26:42 GMT 11
Can you call my charactor "Jizz Master Zero".
Or "Choda Boy"
everyone sing . . . . .
The sky is blue and all the leaves are green,
my hearts as warm as a baked potato
I think you know exactly what I mean
When I say is a "Spladoinkle" Day.
Can we put the story of the poor fluffy yellow duck who was violently molested on a quite night in darkest Greenhithe ? ? ??
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heh he hey antyeater luv the site DARLING!!!!(waves hands) so whats next, oh oh ohhhh I have video of the exchange gig all I need now is a better video card (bloody anologe camera)for the pc so I can download the stuff with the music as well so we can have video clips n stuff, that will be the shizneee!!!.
i dont think i've got enough in me to write an entire book! but i'll give it a damn good thrashing, ah i mean try....
