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Post by the gimp on Sept 19, 2003 0:23:09 GMT 11
when you have sex outside on a hill or something make sure the guy is facing down hill. that way you can let mother gravity work for you! and no bazlord, jamie etc that doesnt make it a 3sum!
actually i spose it doesnt have to be the guy really, whoeva is doing the pumping....
unless of course you want to go against the flow as i know a lot of you do and actually want the work out of fighting mother gravity
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Post by the gimp on Sept 19, 2003 0:24:24 GMT 11
never walk under a ladder if a really fat man is standing at the top
always walk under a ladder if a really hot chick is at the top & wearing a really short skirt
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Post by the gimp on Sept 19, 2003 0:26:20 GMT 11
if male - never feed your dog hotdogs naked
if female - never feed your dog chicken naked or fish....
unless your dog likes to lick it's food i guess, or you just like the pain...
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DominaWillow
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Post by DominaWillow on Sept 19, 2003 3:41:00 GMT 11
Hmmm dodgey veerrrryyy dodgey words of wisdom but they do have a kind of truth to them so you Ill take those under advisement.  |
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Post by UnkleBazlord on Sept 19, 2003 7:40:00 GMT 11
Well, I've got a little piece of wisdom of my own: never let a man get blind drunk on Navy Rum....eh Matty J? Trust me....
Hey Ant - you going to Chrissy's b'day thing tonight? Can you come over and pick us up then drive back to the shore and not drink then drop us off home and then drive back to the shore again? Sweet dude...
P.S. That sex facing downhill thing is crap - what you want is to have yo woman on a seesaw while you lie under it - let her do all the work while you just get this video of her bits zooming in - zooming out - zooming in - zooming out.... ;D
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Post by UnkleBazlord on Sept 19, 2003 16:19:10 GMT 11
You bastard - being administrator gives your sick mind too much power, just like that book would, being able to change my picture like that.
You must be stopped......
P.S. I actually don't mind the pic - but do you have anything in red?
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Post by the gimp on Sept 22, 2003 0:19:49 GMT 11
they all cum in red if you wait a few weeks  |
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Post by Holstarr on Sept 23, 2003 21:47:37 GMT 11
All I can say is.... "when it rains,... it pours!"
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Post by the gimp on Sept 24, 2003 0:55:52 GMT 11
yeah but when it pours all the chicks get soaking wet & that's the way we like em!
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Post by Dave10 on Oct 3, 2003 18:51:11 GMT 11
Confuscios say when man pick nose, he should stop at nasal passage!  mmmmm, satisfying but offputting to company. |
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Post by Dave10 on Oct 3, 2003 19:02:12 GMT 11
Don't stick shit up your ass, Ant.  |
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Post by the gimp on Oct 4, 2003 14:08:25 GMT 11
it's nice they let you keep the xray! but you really dont need to share, we'll take your word for it
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Post by the gimp on Oct 6, 2003 21:15:46 GMT 11
who votes i ban dave form posting?
me, that's one (i think?)
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Post by Dave10 on Oct 10, 2003 14:12:30 GMT 11
DO NOT, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, STICK SHIT UP YOUR ASS, GIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Your probably going to erase all my HARD work so for that you ARE a complete gaylord. You have tu meke power bro
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Post by the gimp on Oct 12, 2003 20:40:46 GMT 11
the pics that were takin just before the one above are sick! i didnt think there even was a line to cross on this forum but you managed it! well done you super sicko pervert! i mean hell if i dont wanna look at them who the hell will?
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